WOW. Okay, you totally got me there. Very smart way to have us assume it's Dean by Jo saying Dean earlier. I was totally clueless until I hit the third to last line.

And Oh. My. Gosh. Um, yeah. This is so horrible I don't even want to think about it. *shudders* I'll skip off to the land of denial now. :D

Thank you for sharing this, it's great!